Captains Log #007

We have emerged from hyperspace right in the midst of a great battle. The Aimey Empire has entered the Steely Way Galaxy in the hopes of hoarding all its special resources. However, they faced stern opposition from the Galactic Council, who are keenly aware of the destruction the Aimey Empire likes to leave in their wake.

We are attempting to broker peace, but both parties seem desperate to go to war. In the process, our ship has taken light damage to our communications system.

However, we think we have identified the source of our recent navigation system faults. If we're correct, this could change the universe as we know it…